The Top Ten Reasons To Call Urban Referrals
By Tos
10. “Dancing with the Stars” likes your washing machine’s shimmy so much they’ve asked it to audition for next season.
9. Your creaky floors are causing haunted house flashbacks from your childhood
8. Algae blooms in your garden pond are not considered a “green feature” of your home
7. The gentle hum of your fluorescent lights no longer lulls you to sleep
6. The EPA just listed your wet basement as a SuperFund cleanup site
5. Exposed studs are not architectural details
4. The 50’s called, they want your carpet back
3. Drafty windows are not considered a form of air conditioning
2. Your stove is suffering from hot flashes
1. Waterfalls are for rain forests not your laundry room
